### Winter on the MBTA

Dec. 16th, 2015 11:39 am**ursamajor**. Please imagine John Denver and the Muppets singing this. If you haven't yet heard their version of the Twelve Days of Christmas, kindly see below.

On the first day of winter, the T did give to me

A runaway train from Braintree!

On the second day of winter, the T did give to me

Two cars impeding service

And a runaway train from Braintree!

On the third day of winter, the T did give to me

Three switch failures

Two cars impeding service

And a runaway train from Braintree!

On the fourth day of winter, the T did give to me

Four trains on fire

Three switch failures

Two cars impeding service

And a runaway train from Braintree!

**( ad nauseum, but this is the part where Miss Piggy gets in on the fun! )**