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The consequences of not paying much attention to broader Hollywood:

hyounpark: *flips through Netflix*
Me: "Wait, is that Lindsay Lohan *and* Kristen Chenoweth in the same show?"
H: *flips back* "Sure looks like it."
Me: *reading aloud* "'After discovering their significant others are siblings, two resentful exes must spend Christmas under one roof - while hiding their romantic history.' Hold up, Lindsay Lohan and Kristen Chenoweth are playing resentful exes?!"
H: "Nah, it's sadly not *that* kind of a hot mess."
Me: *disappointed* "Dammit, I might have actually watched that. Especially if it was a musical." *looks at the cast list* "Ian Harding?! ... is that the 90210 guy? I guess he's playing the dad?"
H: "I don't know who Ian Harding is, but he's definitely not Steve from 90210, he's way too young."

Abby: "All I want in life is babka from Zabar's."
Me, using voice to text to respond: "Dammit, now I want babka from Zabar's."
Siri: "Dammit, no I want vodka from savers."
Me, outraged: "UGH I WOULD NEVER DRINK VODKA GROSS."
H: "What, you want vodka from Savenor's now?"