It was a visit with your long-distance boyfriend, so I can forgive you for not calling when you were an hour from my house.

However, should you ever land within 150 miles of Milwaukee again, I will definitely take you and any of yours to Mars Cheese Castle! We even have a Wisconsin tourism map that explicitly lists cheesemakers, specialty cheese shoppes, wineries, breweries, and so forth. It would make quite the delicious weekend trip.