ursamajor: watermelon art (boys of summer)
2008-10-16 11:34 pm

AS I SAID ON TWITTER, I AM MARRYING MY STOVE

Why I am now standing at the stove instead of watching the game:

Bottom of the 7th: I'm making peach chutney. I've set a timer. Mighty Mite at the plate, men on first and third. Petey gets a nice single into left and drives in a run. The timer goes off. Papi takes a strike. I have to go rescue my chutney before it burns. I walk to the stove, and as soon as I pick up my spatula, [livejournal.com profile] hyounpark is all, "DEEP RIGHT! DEEP RIGHT!" Papi hit a homer!

Bottom of the 8th: The chutney has cooled. I go back up to the stove to pack it up. JD Drew hits a homer!

UM YOU GUYS I'M NOT THAT SUPERSTITIOUS BUT, BUT, BUT.

AND THEN COCO CRISP DROVE KOTSAY IN WHEN I WENT TO STIR THE CHOCOLATE POT DE CREME OMFG

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hungry mother is YUM OMG )

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you spoony bard, or why I am always the little spoon )
ursamajor: Mulder and Scully playing baseball (baseball!)
2005-08-04 02:52 pm

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so coworker l comes by to let us know there's an ice cream bar in the courtyard. and we're down five-zip to the ROYALS. so i go outside, sit back in the sun with a bowl of ice cream, and enjoy the sunshine.

and then i come back in and varitek's hit his first grand slam ever and we're up 9-5.

clearly, this is a mandate from god that i have to eat ice cream whenever the sox are losing. ([personal profile] bitty, you're still not allowed to watch them, though. ;) )