bear

Why I am now standing at the stove instead of watching the game:

Bottom of the 7th: I'm making peach chutney. I've set a timer. Mighty Mite at the plate, men on first and third. Petey gets a nice single into left and drives in a run. The timer goes off. Papi takes a strike. I have to go rescue my chutney before it burns. I walk to the stove, and as soon as I pick up my spatula, hyounpark is all, "DEEP RIGHT! DEEP RIGHT!" Papi hit a homer!

Bottom of the 8th: The chutney has cooled. I go back up to the stove to pack it up. JD Drew hits a homer!

UM YOU GUYS I'M NOT THAT SUPERSTITIOUS BUT, BUT, BUT.

AND THEN COCO CRISP DROVE KOTSAY IN WHEN I WENT TO STIR THE CHOCOLATE POT DE CREME OMFG

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( hungry mother is YUM OMG )

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( you spoony bard, or why I am always the little spoon )

I AM HOME. i am hungry. but i am lazy. memerath, i'm charging my phone and will give you a call in about 5, unless you did end up going to the bar.

people i will be watching closely tonight:

mark bellhorn
bill mueller
bronson arroyo, should he get called as relief for whatever reason

kevin brown (well, duh, since he's tonight's starter)
(este)ban loaiza, if he comes in as relief
bubba crosby (my (other) bubba! but if he is the straw that makes the yankees go again, i will cry)
bernie williams