Writer's Block: To the Mat

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Today's LiveJournal QOTD:

bige20: To the Mat

If you were a superstar of professional wrestling, what would your wrestling name be? And what finishing move would you use to get to Wrestlemania?

AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD. theconvictor has to answer this one. :D (I would tag kallmir2000, but he doesn't use LJ anymore, and my days of dating wrestling-fan lawyers are long gone; instead, I'm engaged to a techie who's obsessed with Ninja Warrior. Close enough?)

As for me, I'd suck at wrestling, but I'd be good at wriggling out of tight corners and ducking under things. But I still recognize the Rock and Steve Austin and laugh at wrestling move names like the Piledriver. Heh heh heh.

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We basically forgot about Thanksgiving until like two days before, so I'm impressed we managed to pull together this much:

- turkey
- cranberry sauce (both gelled and With Real Berries)
- mashed potatoes (garlic, natch)
- sweet potatoes (with fluff, of course!)
- green beans (with bacon, per Hyoun)
- stuffing
- corn (sweet, buttery corn)
- cider-roasted veggies
- a salad? (hahaha, that was aspirational)