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Jan. 1st, 2005 17:51![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ursamajori never want to receive another bar of soap for a present, ever again.
i don't mean this in any sort of ungrateful way, or to sound utterly spoiled or anything like that. it's just that i haven't bought *myself* a bar of soap in over two and a half years, because i tend to like the body washes better and they tend to moisturize my poor dry skin a lot more effectively. (on average, i go through a bottle of body wash every 2 months or so, and i shower on a regular basis.)
yet, somehow?
i spent a good portion of this afternoon being resolute in my decluttering (cleaning out under my bed); so far gone entirely through one chest of drawers and two large boxes. i also cleaned out under the bathroom and kitchen sinks, because those were getting cluttery as well and trying to find the disinfecting cloths took entirely too long, as they were in the far back of the kitchen cabinet.
how many bars of soap did i find in my travails? how many? FOURTEEN.
i will not go through fourteen bars of soap before i move out of here; i will probably not go through fourteen bars of soap before i get *married*, and i'm not even dating anybody at the moment. i can only use so many as drawer-scenters. what the hell do i do with 14 bars of soap?!
(on a related note, i also found five extra sticks of deoderant, three of which were apparently on sale in a three-pack at star market awhile back.)
so, um, if you for whatever reason find yourself needing to buy me a present? do me a favor and go buy me a cute pair of chopsticks instead! because i like my chopsticks. and i'm using them to eat my pasketti dinner, which is culturally off but who cares, they're pretty and they dress up a crappy-ass meal.
on a not-so-related note, i love that more of you are checking off heehee, she said blow instead of any other option. i love my pervo smartarse friends. ;)
6/13/23: Apparently, my 14 bars of soap would pale in comparison to the HUNDRED AND FORTY ODD BARS OF SOAPhyounpark had stocked up on at some point before we started dating later this year, ROFL.
i don't mean this in any sort of ungrateful way, or to sound utterly spoiled or anything like that. it's just that i haven't bought *myself* a bar of soap in over two and a half years, because i tend to like the body washes better and they tend to moisturize my poor dry skin a lot more effectively. (on average, i go through a bottle of body wash every 2 months or so, and i shower on a regular basis.)
yet, somehow?
i spent a good portion of this afternoon being resolute in my decluttering (cleaning out under my bed); so far gone entirely through one chest of drawers and two large boxes. i also cleaned out under the bathroom and kitchen sinks, because those were getting cluttery as well and trying to find the disinfecting cloths took entirely too long, as they were in the far back of the kitchen cabinet.
how many bars of soap did i find in my travails? how many? FOURTEEN.
i will not go through fourteen bars of soap before i move out of here; i will probably not go through fourteen bars of soap before i get *married*, and i'm not even dating anybody at the moment. i can only use so many as drawer-scenters. what the hell do i do with 14 bars of soap?!
(on a related note, i also found five extra sticks of deoderant, three of which were apparently on sale in a three-pack at star market awhile back.)
so, um, if you for whatever reason find yourself needing to buy me a present? do me a favor and go buy me a cute pair of chopsticks instead! because i like my chopsticks. and i'm using them to eat my pasketti dinner, which is culturally off but who cares, they're pretty and they dress up a crappy-ass meal.
on a not-so-related note, i love that more of you are checking off heehee, she said blow instead of any other option. i love my pervo smartarse friends. ;)
6/13/23: Apparently, my 14 bars of soap would pale in comparison to the HUNDRED AND FORTY ODD BARS OF SOAP
hyounpark had stocked up on at some point before we started dating later this year, ROFL.
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Date: 2005-01-01 23:12 (UTC)*waves pretty purple-and-jade-colored flowery chopsticks around in the air* see? pretty. non-drying. makes mouths happy. and cheaper than soap!
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Date: 2005-01-01 23:17 (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-01 23:18 (UTC)