Me, paging through an internet food forum: "Oh. My."
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hyounpark: "What's up?"
Me: "Er. That's a ... very interestingly shaped challah."
H: *peers at the picture* "Is that like one of those airline neck pillows?"
Me: "That was ... not my first thought, though I can see how you'd get there."
H: "What did you think it was?"
Me: "Clearly a dong and balls. See how the one side is long and a little skinnier, and the other side has multiple lumps?"
H: "YES DEAR."
Me: "... Ticketmaster decided it was necessary to send me a notification about A Flock of Seagulls tickets going on sale?"
H: "And you ran. You ran so far away."
Me: "Seagulls are evil!"
( cut for mention of calories but the main point is a pun it took me 23 years to get )
hyounpark: "What's up?"Me: "Er. That's a ... very interestingly shaped challah."
H: *peers at the picture* "Is that like one of those airline neck pillows?"
Me: "That was ... not my first thought, though I can see how you'd get there."
H: "What did you think it was?"
Me: "Clearly a dong and balls. See how the one side is long and a little skinnier, and the other side has multiple lumps?"
H: "YES DEAR."
Me: "... Ticketmaster decided it was necessary to send me a notification about A Flock of Seagulls tickets going on sale?"
H: "And you ran. You ran so far away."
Me: "Seagulls are evil!"
( cut for mention of calories but the main point is a pun it took me 23 years to get )
