still giggling like your stereotypical middle schooler

[ursamajor]

Me, paging through an internet food forum: "Oh. My."
hyounpark: "What's up?"
Me: "Er. That's a ... very interestingly shaped challah."
H: *peers at the picture* "Is that like one of those airline neck pillows?"
Me: "That was ... not my first thought, though I can see how you'd get there."
H: "What did you think it was?"
Me: "Clearly a dong and balls. See how the one side is long and a little skinnier, and the other side has multiple lumps?"
H: "YES DEAR."

Me: "... Ticketmaster decided it was necessary to send me a notification about A Flock of Seagulls tickets going on sale?"
H: "And you ran. You ran so far away."
Me: "Seagulls are evil!"


H: Even a 10 mile run only burns like 1000 calories.
Me: Okay, so, like what, a small cheese pizza? ... actually, I have no idea how many calories are in an entire pizza. Siri, how many calories are in a small cheese pizza?
Siri: 80 calories. I found this on the web.
Me: Um. No. That would be, like, a pizza the size of a choux puff. Even half a bagel pizza is more calories than that.
Hyoun: Ride ze shoopuf?
Me ... It took me 23 years, but I JUST GOT THAT OMFG.